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UNDER CONSTRUCTION!!!!

My name is Ariel, i am 20, I live in Long Island, New York, 3rd yr college student. If i had to describe my blog, i guess i would say that, if a hipster blog and a fandom blog had a baby, my blog would be the afterbirth. Yep.

I would like to thank the Bratz dolls for helping me get an even stronger eye for fashion than I already had.

You guys were great. And had way more ethnicities than Barbie. You had what? A Black girl named Sasha, a Latina girl named Yasmine and a Japanese girl named Jade and like 2 white girls, Cloe a blonde and the red head I forget her name… but that’s pretty awesome, cuz u didn’t just give 2 regular white girls but made one a red head so u even had diversity in the white people.

Aaaand you also made them all being equally pretty and gave them the right colors and fashions for their skin tone and street styles from their american subcultures, especially with Jade since she was really harajuku.

I don’t think Barbie even had an Asian doll that wasn’t a collectible which is pretty fucked up.

This post got waaay longer than intended. But idc, they were a big part of my childhood and idek if they’re around anymore or got replaced with monsters high or whatever but they were awesome and have a special place right here *points to brain* my memories.

clientsfromhell:

I had just gone into labour (to have a baby) when a regular client called with some last-minute and typically urgent editing he needed done. It was 10pm on a Friday night.

I explained that I was in labour and that we would be heading to the hospital.

Client: But I heard labour can take anywhere from 10-14 hours, so you should have enough time to do this edit quickly. Please?

the-goddamazon:

qisimin:

bigassbarahands:

darkfliercynthia:

darkfliercynthia:

how the hell are some of u guys 13/14

when i was that age i was unironically watching shitty amvs on youtube and roleplaying on gaia

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BACK IN MY DAY SMUT FICS WERE CALLED LEMONS

BOYXBOY DONT LIKE DONT READ

WARNING: Includes lemons AND LIMES AND A DASH OF MARGARITA SALT IF U KNO WHAT I MEAN *WINKWINKWINK* DON’T FLAME ME.

CONVERSATIONS IN THE AUTHORS NOTES BETWEEN THE “YAMI” AND THE “WRITER”

BRUH

Fics written in script fashion

It was actually enjoyable to read things with people’s self inserts and friend inserts

Extremely ooc characters

"Talk show" fics

cobrall:

please stop making comics about the stereotypical jock boy beating up the stereotypical nerd boy and somehow incorporating love. do not write them under posts about physical indicators of soulmates (glowing chests, names on wrists) and better yet, don’t reblog that shit when you see it!

stop living in this weird fantasy world where anyone’s secretly meant to be with their abuser forever. I can’t believe this is a text post I need to make

problackgirl:

we’ve taught girls to romanticise nearly everything a boy does. when i was younger i thought it was cute that boys chased the girl even after she said no. i loved it when after a girl moved away from a kiss, the guy would pull her back and force it on. i thought a guy saying ‘i won’t take a no for an answer’ was passionate and romantic. we’re literally always teaching girls to romanticise abusive traits.

tardistiles:

Wow, I didn’t know FMA stood for “Fuck, My Arm!”

sh4ne:

paceboy:

sh4ne:

caraknightley:

nice text post where’d you get it the toilet store

Why would a toilet store sell text posts?? That doesn’t seem like a very lucrative good to sell at a toilet store…….. 

shane i’m gonna fill a pillowcase full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you with it

maybe you can buy the pillowcase and the soap at the toilet store now that they’ve expanded their merchandise offerings

tardistiles:

Wow, I didn’t know FMA stood for “Fuck, My Arm!”

sirskullreed:

homogayhorse:

*presses the button* *worships the button* *becomes the button*

Finally, A BUTTON WITH NO SIDE EFFECTS

faceplantmay:

peterdicicco:

scifisweetheart:

riderjetfire:

Best moment in the whole series.

The Boulder is over his conflicted feelings.

In an alternate reality where “The Last Airbender” movie was good, I like to believe that in the Book 2 movie, they cast Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson as The Boulder without a lick of irony.

Kickstarter to redo the Avatar the Last Airbender movie, and then have the second one with The Rock in it for this reason because THAT’S THE BEST FUCKING IDEA ANY FANDOM HAS EVER HAD

llawlietofficial:

izaori:

bioterrorist:

bring back death note memes

did you know….

yagami backwards………………

is imagay XD

alright putting the memes away again

ohitsjustkim:

esm398:

jakebumlick:

pika-brew:

pika-brew:

My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.

The guy said sure.

So we decided to leave a nice little note
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and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!

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oMGGGG

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pizza cares

Pizza understands

pizza spelt its own name wrong

hellabitcoins:

ilovesmoothjazz1998:

hellabitcoins:

aliwav:

listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again

smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on

hellabitcoins
u can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables

n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians

potootagath:

wingleader:

wakeupslaves:

the-goddamazon:

LOL man.

never forget white people did nothing first neither the best, they sleep and eat false propaganda,

Ugh, why the shit does that have to turn into a race thing? Why does EVERYTHING have to turn into a race thing?

because white people have made sure that everything is about race

as proved by the fact that when you say explorer, you think of a bunch of white guys walking the world and discovering it ~exotic wonders~ even though Zheng He travelled through Asia, to the Middle East, and even East Africa. But you’d likely never heard of him before.

Same reason you never heard of Ahmad Ibn Fadlan, an Arab traveller who, as early as the 10th century, went to the Volga area for diplomatic reasons. He wrote about it, much as Marco Polo would do later for his own travels, and is one of our sources on what viking were like (and by all accounts, he wrote about them more accurately than western scholars of the same period did)

Oh, or Ibn Battuta who travelled throughout Africa long before europeans did, and even went to Europe himself.

And that’s just some example of Muslim medieval travel writers

Everything is about race because white people keep telling everyone that their race is the only one who every got anything done.

Plus these explorers got shit done without causing several genocides… *cough*

putahilton:

dasfreefree:

i couldn’t make this up even if i tried

Then whata