Tekken: You have a genetic disease that is turning you into a devil and your demented dysfunctional family on your devil father’s side is trying to kill you and your mother has disappeared and you think she’s dead. You only have two friends, an annoying chinese girl who’s obsessed with all things cute and has a pet panda, and a red headed korean guy who’s always trying to fight you. Also you and your family has basically started WW3 and people entering the fighting tornament are also trying to destroy you and take your money.
Shadows of the Damned: Your a sexy mexican dude with a shit-ton of tattoos and sounds like he’s from Spain. He’s a demon slayer and in love with the king of hell’s mistress and you’re trying to save her from the demon world. Your side kick is named Johnson and he turns into all your guns and weapons, also a motorcycle. And you go literally thru hell trying to get this batshit crazy chick while cracking sex jokes the whole time. Also she dies like 50 times in the process.
…..actually wait that still doesn’t sound all that bad of a game…..
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my brother tried to pick up a banana to make it look like he was talking on the phone but all the bananas in the bunch came with it and he just looked at me and went “i guess it’s a conference call”
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My name is Ariel, i am 18 (althought i have such a baby face that i look 15 =/) I live in Long Island, New York, but i (unfortunately) go to university in Miami, Florida,I'm just your random teenage girl who's very immature and has a blog. But when you come to my blog i want you to laugh and be happy, so i never reblog guilt trips or anything sad!! :D
